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Humans are weird: Calling out stupid
“Why is there a human in my command bunker?”
The question was the first thing Marsov spoke upon entering the room. Staff and aides looked around them in confusion as they milled about the room while guards lining the walls clenched their weapons a bit tighter.
The human in question had been lounging in a nearby chair reading a book as the commander had entered and seemed little interested in him as he continued reading.
“GUARDS!” Marsov’s voice boomed and as one every guard lining the dimly lit chamber brought their weapons to bear. One of them broke ranks and approached Marsov and saluted.
“Great one, he is a guest from your father.”
At the words Marsov reached out with his hand and grabbed the guard by the throat, hoisting them into the air as if they were nothing but a paper weight.“Why,” Marsov tightened his grip as the guard struggled in his grasp,“would my father have a human as a guest?”
“He would not.”
Marsov turned at the voice and saw the human put down their book and stand, straightening their black overcoat and smoothing out the wrinkles.“It would be better to say that I am more an adviser than a guest.” The human stopped and cupped their chin with one of their hands.“No, no; even that is not right.” The human walked back in forth muttering to themselves in a hushed voice as the rest of the room remained silent save for the frantic gasps of the choking guard.
Finally throwing up their hands the human turned to Marsov.“I guess it doesn’t really matter what I am. All that is important is that your father wished me here.”
“For what purpose?”
The human clasped their hands behind their back and let out a small grin.“Why to take command of course.”
The sounds of a dozen inhaling breaths darted the room as all eyes darted to Marsov. His people were known as the Tugunda, a humanoid race of beings roughly standing roughly three meters in height and muscles thick as tree trunks powerful enough to smash a hole clean through three feet of reinforced steel.. Their skin bore many resemblances with snakes save for a third eye nestled just above the right one.
Marsov pondered the human for a moment before letting out a laugh with the deepness of a roar. The laugh made several aides take two or three steps back as the guards eyed the door nervously. Marsov was from a the royal family and if he desired could kill everyone in the room without reprisal.
Tossing the guard aside Marsov stomped towards the human, shaking his head as his laughter died down. The little fleshling didn’t even come up to his waist and yet they assumed that they could take away his command.
“By what right do you think you can take away my command …..” Marsov paused as he realized the human had not introduced themselves. Sensing this the human put a hand to their chest and spoke. “You may call me Yuri.”
“Then please, tiny Yuri;” Marsov laughed as he turned to face the surrounding aides who joined in,“I ask again by what right do you think you can claim my command?”
“By your father’s right of course.” Yuri said as he casually flicked a speck of dust of his coat.
The laughter ceased immediately and Marsov rounded on Yuri.“You dare lie to me!?!” He stomped towards the human intent to strangle the life out of him when Yuri reached into his inner coat and removed a data pad and activated it. Marsov froze and those around him went instantly to one knee with their heads down. Hovering before them was the royal families crest known only to Tugunda as they never displayed it outside of their people thus making it impossible to forge.
Marsov looked at the crest and then back down to Yuri would calmly deactivated the data pad and returned it to his coat. He looked up at Marsov, his expression still one of a faint smile but no sense of mischief behind it.
“To make the long story short as my people say, your father is not pleased with how the war here is progressing.”
“Nonsense!”
Marsov was now more frustrated than he had ever been since coming to this wretched world.“I progress the war with great fervor and will soon bring victory to my people AND my father!”
Yuri shook his head and muttered something under his breath.
“The only thing you are progressing with“great fervor” is the complete annihilation of your forces here.”
More intakes of breath came from the onlookers as Marsov bristled. No one dared question the royal family, even if what they said defied all reason. Before he could reply Yuri picked up the book once more and removed what appeared to be a small data pad from within.
“This is a report of the last three months of your progress on this world. I read it several times until it became so dull I began using it as a book marker for something more interesting and less sad.”
Words became stuck in Marsov’s mouth at this tiny beings insolence but Yuri continued anyway despite the growing anger towards him.
“In the past three months you have launched eight major offenses against the enemy. Each one has used numerous armored vehicles, troop transports, artillery, aircraft, and most importantly troops. In total you have sent nearly three hundred thousand soldiers against the enemy for a gain of…” Yuri paused as he read the data file ensuring he was exact,“four meters of enemy held territory.”
“Do not speak to me as if you understand our doctrines!” Marsov smashed his fist into a nearby console and crushed it like a tin can.
“I don’t need to understand your doctrines to recognize an incompetent leader.”
Marsov slowly turned from the ruined console to face Yuri.“What did you just say to me?” His every word laced with malice and murderous intent.
“I said you are an incompetent leader.” Marsov couldn’t believe what the tiny creature had just said to him. As if to further confound him Yuri began walking towards Marsov, his boot heels clacking against the tilted floors like gunshots.
“You think that if you throw enough soldiers and tanks and bombs at your enemy they will simply break. When that did not work rather than learn from it you attempt the same attack again and again. My daughter of seven, bless her tiny heart, does nothing but play video games all day long and even she would be a better tactician than you! I am here because the organization I represent has invested considerable funds and material into your families rule; material that you have pissed away into the wind to such an extent that you now risk the total collapse of your families rule over your people should the events of this war make it back to your home world.”
Yuri was standing in front of Marsov now, his smile gone as he fixed Marsov with an icy gaze. It was like looking down the barrel of an executioners gun Marsov thought.
“Your incompetence has endangered years of hard work and were you under my command I would simply line you up against that wall,” he spoke pointing to one of the walls of the bunker,“and blow your brains out with a gun until this entire room was redecorated with whatever sh*t you call for a brain.”
More gasps came as now it seemed Yuri had just openly claimed he would murder the royal family member. Guards looked between themselves as they were unsure what to do as though Marsov was of royal blood the human had come with the royal family’s crest thus giving him equal status.
“Your father requested we lend assistance to resolve this matter quietly and thus I am here.” Yuri walked away from a still dumb looking Marsov.“I will take command of this army, deliver you a victory, have you take all the credit; and thus resolve this hell hole of a situation we now find ourselves in.”
He looked back at Marsov as he turned on the command bunker intercom.“Now, would you kindly introduce me to my command staff?” Marsov gritted his teeth as his eyes wandered the room. He could feel them all staring at him and though they would not dare speak it aloud he knew that on some level they agree with this human.
Yuri tapped the intercom once more.“Kindly.Introduce me, to my command staff.”
With a grunt of disgust Marsov approached the intercom. He gazed down at Yuri, his every fiber of hatred filling his stare only for Yuri to meet him unflinching.
With a heavy heart Marsov reached down and activated the Intercom and spoke.
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Humans are Weird: Horror movies
Alien: Can you not run it over with a truck?
Human: You could, but you’d still need a silver bullet to kill it.
Alien: *Pulls out disintegration ray*
Alien: I do not need not stinky silver bullet when i have this baby.
Human: *Sniffles*
Human: You do me proud.
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Alien: So these half fish half human beings are friendly?
Human: Depends on whose telling the story.
Alien: What do you mean?
Human: They’ve been known to either be friendly to sailors and save their lives from drowning, or lure them in with their beauty and then drag them to the deep to drown.
Alien: That’s terrible!!!
Human: You find that when it comes to non-human beings on Earth it’s one or the other; you get used to it.
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Alien: What is a“Baba Yaga”?
Human: She’s an elderly woman that roams the woods of Eastern Europe in a house with legs. She also might give you directions or eat you depending on her mood.
Alien: Why can your stories not have more happy creatures like these“fairies” I recently read about?
Human: Don’t even get me started on those devilish frackers.
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Alien: You’re people truly are barbaric for destroying such natural beauty of your forests.
Human: That’s because all the evil sh*t lives in them.
Alien: Tiny rabbits and deer are hardly evil.
Human: Talking more about human flesh eating Wendigo’s and blood drinking unicorns.
Alien: ……………….
Alien: Come again?
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Alien: These“zombies” are hardly scary nor a threat, all they do is shamble and bite people.
Human: *Sets down book and bites Alien*
Alien: OW! That hurt!
Human: Still think that’s not a threat? And I’m not even hungry.
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Alien: So all they have is a knife?
Human: Well it’s a big knife.
Alien: And this is scary for you?
Human: It’s scarier than if they had a tiny knife.
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Alien: These younglings of yours are rather idiotic.
Human: How so?
Alien: They knowingly go to places that have had people disappear under questionable circ*mstances and think nothing will happen to them.
Human: We like to think of it as natural selection.
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Alien: I don’t believe you should send your eldest daughter to college.
Human: But she’s so smart, she’d love it there.
Alien: I’ve been watching your research documentaries and there appear a higher than average amount of murders on collage campuses.
Human: *Sees“documentaries”*
Human: These are all about female college dorm horror movies.
Alien: They also have a large amount of time spent with other women in showers. Her skin would most likely dry out.
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Alien: This scientist is crazy! Thinking he can bring the dead to life by sewing different body parts together.
Human: Hey! Don’t go shaming the guy because he likes to accessorize.
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Alien: Look friend human! I got you a doll to play with.
Doll: Want to play with me?
Human: *Pulls out shotgun*
Human: I’ve got about three good movies and four terrible ones worth of reasons to blow this thing apart.
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Alien: So they can not cross running water?
Human: Pretty much.
Alien: Then how can they cross oceans?
Human: doesn’t count as running water.
Alien: how does the largest body of water on your planet not count as running?
Human: Look. I don’t make the rules alright?
Alien: Fine. Then please explain why they sparkle in the sunlight?
Human: You watched that sh*tty twilight movie didn’t you?!?
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Alien: How can a tree be scary?
Human: take it you never watched“Evil Dead” have you?
Humans are weird: zombie movies
Alien: So they are called strippers because they strip the flesh from the bodies?
Human: *Awkward shrug*
Human: Yes, let’s go with that.
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Alien: A zombie zoo?
Alien: Really?
Human: Hey, we’ve had a lot of time to turn nearly everything into a zombie movie so give us some slack.
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Alien: So the story revolves around a dead body falling in love with a living body?
Human: Technically, yes, yes it is.
Alien: *Sighs*
Alien: Listen, the other species are getting weirded out by humans need to constantly bang anything that moves.
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Alien: So you took a classic literature novel and added….zombies?
Alien: Why?
Human: Honestly just to piss off the British.
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Alien: So the zombies live in the house?
Human: Not really, they’re more like guests.
Alien:Then who is the resident evil?
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Alien: What is a“Poultrygeist”?
Human: Something that exists but should never see the light of day.———————————————————————————————————–Alien: How can snow be dead?
Human: It’s not, there’s just dead things buried in it.
Alien: So does that me we are standing on dead dirt?
Human: Listen here smart ass…..
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Alien: Why are there two dawn movies?
Human: One was a masterpiece and the other a shameless cash grab.
———————————————————————————————————– Alien: Do you recommend this movie?
Human: Not really.
Alien: I am confused. I thought you enjoyed watching nazi’s and zombies die brutally?
Human: I do, but there’s only one real zombie in the entire movie and it doesn’t appear until the very end.
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Alien: Which of the 28 movies should we watch?
human: Days or weeks?
Alien: What?
Alien: I meant which of the 28 different movies.
Human: Good, because neither of those were zombie movies.
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Alien: I’m surprised you didn’t make a movie with aliens and zombies together all things considered.
Human: We already did.
Alien: Wait, what?!
Human: Alien came to earth for spring break, finds out it is overrun with zombies.
Alien: What I wouldn’t give to see inside your tiny little brains.
Humans are weird: Friends today, enemies tomorrow.
Sergeant Carter motioned his squad to halt as he peered around the corner. There was movement in the blockhouse at the far end of the street.
The blockhouse was three story building with intricate carvings carved into the stonework and Carter could see several enemy soldiers were taking up defensive positions on every level. From the second floor he could see a heavy plasma launcher muzzle hidden just behind the curtains and at ground level the doors and windows had been barricaded.
He considered his options. Their objective was just beyond the blockhouse but there was no way to bypass it. The distance between his location and the blockhouse itself was at least two blocks of open terrain with no cover. If he had his squad rush it they’d be cut down about a quarter of the way.
Pulling back behind the corner he waved over his squad.
“What’s it look like sarge?”
“Enemy’s dug in like a tick into the building at the end of this street. It’s barricaded and armed with heavy weapon emplacements. No cover and no time to find a way around. Ideas?”
The squad looked grim as they realized the meat grinder they were about to walk into.
“We should rush them and kill every last soldier hiding in the building.”
Carter turned to the speaker. The figure was not part of his team nor were they even human for that matter. The Chit, Slish, and the rest of the Chit team stood was about the same height as Carter and was humanoid in shape, but that’s were the similarities ended. Their skin was composed of a series of layered scales on top of each other with fingers like talons. They had three feet making them appear like a living tripod and no matter how Carter had tried he had no way of describing how they ran. It was just something that had to be seen to believe. Lastly and most unnerving was the fact that their faces lacked the form of symmetry that humans were accustomed to. It was as if something had punched them right in the face and had twisted so hard that it pulled their features out of place and into a spiral. Their mouths were on the right side of the face while the eyes were on the left and lower center where the chin would have been for a human.
The Chit were allies in the war but Carter had not gotten used to speaking with them yet. The rest of the squad put on a brave face but he knew they felt just as uneasy. Mags alone couldn’t even look at them without feeling a need to throw up.
“In case you’ve forgotten Slish, human’s don’t have bullet resistant skin.”“Mako, shut the hell up.”
The Chit, as Carter had learned early on in the war, were narrow minded thinkers that didn’t grasp the understanding of strategies other than rush the enemy head on. Probably explained why they had nearly lost it before turning to humanity to aide them. They had a defensive pact with humanity that they called upon when the enemy forces began besieging the Chit homeworld. Humanity had not joined the conflict sooner because the initial trigger for the war was still unclear if it was the enemy, known as Zinki, which had attacked first or if it had been the Chit and it had backfired.
Carter shook his head to clear it. Politics were for politicians, not soldiers. Right now he needed an idea to cross that street without losing half his squad or his alien allies. He took into account the surroundings and came up with a plan.
“Mako, Mag, wheel that dumpster over here.” He pointed to a nearby trash dumpster nestled into a small nook. As they moved to it Slish looked inquisitively at Carter.
“That will not be enough to stop a plasma round.” Slishs calmly remarked as if it was not obvious already.
“I don’t need it to, I just need it to roll.” Before Slish could launch into another series of questions Carter turned to Harp.“Give me all the smoke you got.”
Harper set down his backpack and began pulling out every smoke grenade he had, even giving him the ones from his pouches.
“Wheel it here.” Carter pointed to just beside the corner. He flipped the lids open and took another glance at his team.“When I pop the last one of these I want you two to push it into the street here and then shove it as hard as you can down the street. When it reaches about half way down we all rush after it. Understood?”
The team nodded and checked their gear one last time. He looked at Slish and spoke it again to confirm the plan. The Chit did not seem to understand why they could not simply rush the blockhouse but they understood human plans often had a higher chance of not dying.
One by one he began popping the smoke grenades and tossing them inside the dumpster. As he finished popping the tenth Mako and Mags quickly pushed the dumpster into the street and shoved it as hard as they could down towards the blockhouse.
A loud screech came from the blockhouse and as soon as the dumpster was seen it began taking fire. Mako was pulled aside by Mags just in time to dodge a plasma round that melted through the stonework and cratered the ground where he had been standing.
The dumpster began picking up speed as it sped away and left a thick trail of smoke that clogged the street in a haze. Every window of the blockhouse was lit with the flashes of weapon fire as they all targeted the dumpster.
As it reached half way Carter waved forward and everyone began sprinting towards the blockhouse through the smoke.
The dumpster finally hit the side of the blockhouse, the smoke grenades finally beginning to run out. A Zink soldier peered from cover to look at what they had been firing at for the first time when the bark of an auto rifle flashed in the haze and suddenly the Zink’s head was no longer attached to their body.
Before the remaining enemy soldiers could return fire three grenades were tossed through the ground and second floor. Their detonations rocked the building sending even larger plums of debris. The dust hadn’t even settled before Carter’s team stormed the building and began close quarters fighting.
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The fighting was over in under a half hour. The remaining Zink soldiers in the blockhouse were unprepared for the sudden attack and were quickly overrun leaving Carter and his soldiers to press on and secure the target area without any further trouble, even capturing several surrendering soldiers that had been caught unaware that the blockhouse had already fallen.
“Roger command. We’ll hold until reinforcements arrive.”
Carter canceled the transmission and began descending from the roof of the blockhouse. He passed several troopers manning windows or relocating capture weapon emplacements as he reached the ground floor and entered the space behind the blockhouse.
The target was a large warehouse like structure that the enemy had been using to store munitions for easy access to the front lines. By securing it Carter had deprived the enemy in the surrounding sectors easy resupply. If the offensive continued they would begin running out of ammunition for their guns within the next hour or so triggering a route.
He stepped inside the warehouse and saw the stacks of refined plasma rounds and bullets piled high to the ceiling. At the mission briefing he had inquired as to why they simply couldn’t blow it up with an airstrike but command had said that the resulting explosion would cause massive collateral damage to the city which was something they were trying to avoid.
A rustling from behind the crates drew Carter’s attention and he saw Mags popping open a crate and rummaging through it.
“Looking for something?”
She turned around rapidly, startled by the surprise question, and fell over at the sight of Carter.
“Why no sir! I was just ah…eh…inspecting! Yes! I was inspecting the munitions to ensure their safety.” She rambled off a list of reasons and reasoning’s for her presence which humored Carter. He held out a hand and hefted her to her feet.
“So long as it won’t randomly explode or be something I’ll be questioned about later on by men in trench coats I don’t care if you take a souvenirs or two.”
He looked at her and tapped his nose before turning around and walking out back into the open.
“Sarge.” He turned to see Harp trotting over to him, he looked more serious than usual.
“We’ve got a problem with the prisoners.”“Did they get free?!” Carter questioned as he suddenly realized how exposed they were and feeling uneasiness creeping up on him.“No, they’re fine. It’s to do with the Chit.”“What, do they want to interrogate them or something? We question prisoners ourselves for inf-” Harp shook his head.“They want to execute them.”
Without needing further details Carter rushed to the building they were holding the capture Zink prisoners in. They’d been searched for any weapons or communication devices and then left inside of a nearby structure that had probably been a restaurant at one point under guard. When he arrived he saw the Chit standing in front of Mako who was guarding the entrance.
“-and I told you to piss off! That’s not how we do things!” As Carter approached he could hear the temper in Mako’s voice and knew that tone as he it meant he was reaching the end of his rope.
“What’s going on here?!” Carter pushed passed the surrounding Chit and found Slish at the front, he had been the Chit arguing with Mako.
“We are here to kill the remaining Zink but your soldier will not stand aside.” It may have been the oddness of his face or the calmness with which he spoke the words but it had unnerved Carter.“These soldiers have surrendered and are no longer considered as combatants. They are protected by military treaty.”
Slish co*cked his head to the side.“The Chit have no such treaties of war, and thus are not applied.”“Well we do and they’re our prisoners.” Slish looked at Carter as if measuring him up and took a step forward.“They have killed many of my people, they do not deserve your protection. Stand aside.”
From the corner of his eye Carter could see the Chit behind Slish slowly taking their weapons into combat readiness.
Mako and Harp were doing the same but Carter motioned them to keep’m lowered.“You called upon us to aide you in your war. When one asks for help they do not get to pick and choose what kind of help they get. You wanted our military, well that comes with our military laws and rules so deal with it.” He calmly stepped in front of Slish and placed himself between the Chit and the door.“You’re not getting them, that is final.”
The tension was so thick Carter could feel it pressing down on him like an anvil. He honestly didn’t care for the Zink prisoners one way or the other, but he walked a dangerous line if he let the Chit kill them. If the rest of the Zink military found out, would they also no longer off protection to human captives? Would it be executions in the streets? Putting soldiers down like rabid dogs?
He was so lost in thought that he barely felt the firm hand of Slish grab his shoulder and push him aside. What they lacked in tactical understanding they made up for in sheer strength as he was nearly thrown aside into a nearby pillar from a simple shove by Slish.
Carter coughed as he felt the very air in his lungs escape him from the impact. He saw Mako shouting something at Slish while Harper was rushing over. Before Mako could intervene Slish had grabbed hold of the door handle and in a single motion ripped it off its hinges and threw it aside like a rag-doll.
Threw it aside, and right into Carter.
Maybe he didn’t know where he was tossing it, maybe he knew but thought humans were made of stronger stuff after all the stories he had heard about them, or maybe he just didn’t care in his desire to murder the Zinks; Carter would never know. Because the door flew right into his skull and crushed it like an egg, his brains splattering across the pillar behind him.
Had Harp been standing a foot to his right he would’ve been killed as well. Now he just stood there looking down at the dead body of the man he had followed into battle time and time again, who just minutes earlier had been alive and joking as if he was sure he would survive and make it home.
He collapsed to his knees, his arms outstretched as if to cradle his friend and let out a scream of pain and loss that those who have never lost someone close to them would never understand.
“You f*cking bastard!”
Slish turned from inside the doorway to see Mako raise his rifle and pull the trigger. It was true a single bullet would not be enough to pierce Chit skin, which is why Mako switched to full auto and unloaded an entire clip into his former ally.
Bullets sprayed off Slish and he rocked with each impact. Scales began flying off, eyes burst open, limbs flailing wildly before his dead body collapsed to the floor.
The other Chit rushed Mako before he could reload. He flipped his rifle over in his hand and swung it like a club at the first Chit that reached him. The rifle snapped in half as it sent the alien flying to the ground but the others pressed on over their fallen comrade.
Harp last saw Mako drawing his pistol as the Chit surrounded him and began slicing at him with their claws. He could hear him swearing and shouting as he got off a few shots before being shredded by the frenzied mob.
He didn’t want to leave him but his survival instincts kicked in and he ran towards the blockhouse as fast as his legs could carry him.
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Mags was showing off the looted plasma rifle to the rest of the squad in the blockhouse when they heard a burst of gunfire from outside shortly followed by Harp bursting through the door gasping for breath.
“Hey,” Mags stepped forward and placed a calming hand on Harp’s shoulder,“easy there. What happened?” He started and stopped himself a few times as if the idea of not giving voice to the nightmare he had just witnessed would make it not real.
“They killed Sarge and Mako…..”“What?” Mags stood up in shock, the rest of the squad grabbing their weapons and joining them.“They’re dead!” Harp shouted, no longer able to hold back to emotional tide he was containing.“Are the Zink’s attacking? Did they retake the warehouse!?”
“It wasn’t the Zink’s…. It was the Chit.”“You’re not making any sense, why would they do that? They’re our allies.” Mags couldn’t wrap her head around the situation.
“They wanted to kill the prisoners..but-but Sarge stood in front of them and told them no. So they threw him aside, ripped off the door and crushed him with it! Mako killed the one that got Sarge but then the rest swarmed him. All I could do was run and…and..”
The door behind them burst open and a Chit soldier leaped in making a grab for Harp’s head. Not needing any more prompting Mags turned her looted plasma weapon on the Chit and fire off a round that burnt a hole clear through the things chest.
She popped the mag and reloaded a fresh powercell.“Everyone to the roof now! We need extraction!”
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Zink military observers often consider humans to be undefinable, which has made fighting them a near impossible task to plan around.
At the height of the Chit/Zink war a strange series of events began filtering into Zink intelligence through intercepted communications.
Shortly after the capture of resource dump N73-4, a radio signal was sent between a human squad of soldiers that had come under attack by their Chit allies resulting in several deaths. The nature of the attack seems to stem from the human leader refusing to hand over Zink prisoners when the Chit demanded them to be executed. The Chit then attacked the humans which brought the two squads into conflict.What is truly odd is the scale of this incident would have on the war at large.
The squad in question reported to command what had happened and requested immediate retrieval as they were now under attack by the Chit, while a similar communication was sent by the Chit squad to their command stating that the humans were no protecting the Zink.
Both squads had sent their signals across open channels so both sides heard what had happened. Immediately a dropship and accompanying escort of fighters flew to the human’s position and evacuated the remaining squad and prisoners while Chit forces had begun swarming the area.
One of the fighter pilots of the escort was apparently related to one of the murdered humans and sought revenge for the betrayal so after the evacuation was completed they fired a missile directly into the captured resource dump and set off a chained explosion that vaporized all of the Chit soldiers.
The Chit responded by sending fighters of their own to intercept the escorts which resulted in the first dog fight between Chit and human pilots.
From here things quickly grew out of control as news of the incident spread farther and farther among the human and chit forces. The previous offensive against the Zink was all but halted as both sides began warring with each other and ignoring the Zink all together. Street battles sprang up across all the territory they had previously captured while in orbit Chit and human warships fired upon each other.
Seeing an opportunity, Zink officials pressed hard on their claim that it was in fact the Chit that had started the war and used the incident as justification that the Chit were barbaric by nature.
Large portions of the military had long harbored distrust of the Chit and this seemed to justify their unease and before long the military began lobbying that peace should be made with the Zink and war declared upon the chit.
The ease in which humanity was ready to turn upon ones that they had called their allies has left many stumped. Some argue that this proves humanity are the truly barbaric ones while others claim that they have a strong rooted sense of something they call“Honor” that guides them in all things and when it is broken they take grave offense to it.
Regardless, this has proved a valuable learning lesson for the galaxy at large. Humanity’s friendship and support is not without its limits and they will have no qualms of making yesterday’s friend into tomorrow’s enemy.
Humans are weird: Honoring the Dead
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The weathered oak doors parted slowly and two figures stepped outside into the spring air. Warm sunlight washed over Qwintus for the first time today and his scales flexed outward as if to stretch. He and his co-worker Marvin finally finished their shift for the day and now had the entire afternoon to enjoy this wonderful weather.
“What sssshould we do first?” Qwintus spoke.
Marvin pulled out his data pad and scrolled through the entries. “Not much is going on today aside from the festival of burnt wood so we could hit that up.”
Qwintus co*cked his head in confusion. “Your people celebrate burning wood? Is this not a common practice already in your homes for warmth?”
Marvin shook his head and began walking down the street. “It’s easier to just show you.”
They walked for over twenty minutes through the busy city streets until reaching a small park nestled inside the bustling metropolis.
Qwintus had been to the park many times before during his lunch break to relax in the calming nature but upon entering the park today he could see that something had changed.
Every person who was walking between the trees had a grey substance smeared across their face. Sometimes it was a single stripe, sometimes a decorative pattern, and Qwintus was shocked to see that some of the humans had completely covered their faces in the grey material.
There was also a strange burning smell filling the air like a thick cloud and as he looked around the park he could see piles of smoldering wood that while not on fire were slowly roasting.
Qwintus was so confused that when he felt something poke his right arm he jumped in surprise and saw Marvin standing next to him with three stripes of grey across his face.
“You alright?” Qwintus took a moment to look at his friend as if confirming it really was him before answering.
“Yes..yes I am alright.” He straightened himself out after his embarrassing jump. “What is all of this?”
“Like I said, it’s the festival of burning wood.” He held out a tiny container for Qwintus and he saw inside the same grey material. “Want some?”
Qwintus dipped his long finger into the cup and pulled it out once the tip was soaked in the grey goo. “What is this?” he asked as he rubbed his fingers together smearing it.
“It’s ash mixed with some water.”
“Ash?” Qwintus knew humans were strange but to smear ash across your face was going to the next level of oddities. “What sort of festival makes you smear ash across your face?”
“Twenty years ago during the Gloven war the Gloven vaporized a portion of the amazon rainforest that had a large concentration of human soldiers. They had held the Gloven back for months and their leadership finally had enough and bombarded the forest with super heated plasma.”
“An eighth of the forest was incinerated in an instant along with every soldier that had stood their ground and by the time human relief forces arrived there was nothing but burning wood and ash for miles.”
Marvin dipped his finger into the cup and drew another line across his face with the grey ash. “After the war ended the government declared the day a day of mourning and remembrance for all those who died that day.”
“I had heard the war with the Gloven was fierce but I did not know they would go to such extremes; but that does not explain why you smear yourself.”
“We smear ourselves in honor of those that fell that day and were never laid to rest.” He motioned to the surrounding crowd. “Their souls now wonder the ashen woods eternal now lost in blizzards of ash and dust, but when they see this we hope that they may find their way here and back to those who miss them dearly.”
Qwintus frowned. “The dead can not be brought back to life; you’re short lived species should know this.”
Marvin sighed and looked at him as if disappointed. “The dead are never really gone so long as there is one among us to remember and honor them.”
“They gave their lives defending us and because of this we shall ensure their memory lives on until the sands of time finally fall still and the universe itself crumbles around us.”
Humans are weird: The little details: A Morgan and Tilith story
The shuttle carved through the upper atmosphere of the planet like a hot knife through butter and smoothly made its way through the swirling cloud banks.
Aboard the security detail sat in the front of the craft going over the security details one final time while the diplomats in the rear made their own final preparations.
They were a rather somber group; the weight of what they were meant to achieve bearing down on them as steadily as the gravity of the world they were speeding towards.
“Shall we go over the talking points once more?”
The Parziean delegate Jaldel’s voice was quiet but still held a tone of authority. She had asked the question yet was already opening the data packages with her nimble blue fingers as if she had issued a statement.
Opposite the Parziean the Flinchestet and Brumark delegates were nodding in agreement and opening their own data packages. Jaldel turned and looked at the remaining delegates behind her.“Would you care you care to join us?”
Occupying the rear corner of the diplomat sat the Hive delegate Tilith. Her size had required the crew to remove several seats to make enough space for her to sit in. When the crew had inquired if she would need specialized safety harnesses for when the shuttle breached atmo Tilith had politely refused, displaying her leg talons piercing through the lush carpet of the cabin and biting into the metal decking beneath it.
Tilith had not moved for the entire duration of the flight from the federation worlds. Jaldel would have paid her no mind had she not mumbled and made rapid clicking sounds underneath her silver veil covering her mandibles.
“Delegate Tilith I believe is communicating with the Hive mind and no doubt rather engaged to join you” came a voice next to Tilith.
Sitting next to her sat the human delegate, Earl von Morgan. He was considered a wild card in the federation; his elderly exterior appearance rarely matching his youthful and somewhat bold actions. Rumor was he had pulled a gun on a member of the inner ten when they attempted to black mail him into joining their group shortly before the Secessionist Schism war had broken out and that he was favored by not only Tilith but other members of the Hive ruling caste.
Morgan calmly shook his head at Jaldel’s offer and instead pulled out a paper wrapped herb from his coat pocket.“I must decline, as I have a feeling that any laid plans we may concoct will be any use to us once we get down there.”
He placed the wrapping into his mouth and reached into a his opposite pocket to retrieve a small lighter while Jaldel looked at him reprovingly.
“More of your human wisdom?” the Flinchestet quipped drawing a chuckle from Brumark.
Morgan lit his wrapping and took a deep inhale of it before blowing out a thick cloud of smoke in the Flinchestet’s direction causing them to cough and wave their hand in the air to disperse the smoke.
“Rather more of a feeling.” Morgan said, taking another deep inhale as the shutters along the shuttle windows began to rise slowly and for the first time the delegates got a look at the planet they were here to save.
“Something here feels very wrong.”
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The shuttle doors finally opened and the ramp descended to the muddy surface of the planet much to Jaldel’s confusion. She tapped her communication device in her ear and spoke.
“Pilot, are you sure these are the coordinates you were given?”
“That is correct, mam.” The pilots reply was swift, but held a hint of uneasiness that Jaldel was feeling.“This is the location they gave me to follow for your meeting with the prince.”She looked out of the doorway once again to the world below and found herself hesitant to leave.
The coordinates for the discussion had led them to the front lines of the conflict rather than a safe location far away. the landing pad was nothing more than a hastily assembled cleared area that had been covered with metal grates while all of the buildings surrounding it were somewhat dug into the ground itself. The sounds of distant fighting could be heard and if she listened closely over the spin down of the shuttle engines she could hear the thumping sound of artillery gun.
Across the makeshift landing pad stood a trio of Tugundans. Two were dressed in full battle armor, their faces hard and seemingly uninterested while their weapons were held firmly at their sides. The third Tugundan standing in the middle wore a rather over decorated officers uniform, though even from this distance Jaldel could tell it was stained and hadn’t been cleaned in some time.
The Flinchestet behind her was looking rather pale, even for one of her kind, and the Brumark was attempting to hide their nervousness by clenching deeply into the cushioned chair beside them. Jaldel stood atop the ramp taking it all in while considering her options when the pilot cut in again.
“Mam, I’m being told that the delegation needs to exit now or we take off again as medical supply vessels are being held in holding patterns till we clear the pad.”
Before she could respond Morgan began descending the ramp followed by Tilith who had woken from her trance like state only moments before. Jaldel was struck by how seemingly calm Morgan was as he walked into the warzone and realized she could not be shown up by this human and quickly followed after him down the ramp.
The delegation made their way across the landing pad and stood in front of the trio of Tugundans. Jaldel stepped forward to the officer and produced a document.
“By order of the Cosmic Federation, we are here to negotiate the cessation of hostilities between both theTugunda and the-”
Before she could finish her sentence the officer held up one hand to forestall Jaldel while the other went to a communication device in his ear. The officer was nodding at something that only he could hear. Without saying a word he pulled out a device and entered in several keys. Behind him large doors opened from the earth entrenched building and he quickly motioned the delegation inside.
“We have just received word that an enemy chemical strike is inbound.” He pointed to the delegations shuttle.“Tell your pilot to get back into the space as quickly as possible and enter the bunker.”
The Flinchestet and Brumark delegates looked shaken and quickly entered the bunker followed shortly by Tilith and Morgan while Jaldel relayed the officers warning to the pilot. Jaldel watched the shuttle take off again before stepping inside the bunker just as the doors began sealing themselves.
The group was led through a series of tunnels and passage ways. Overhead the loud thumping of artillery shells impacting could be felt as the tunnels would shake every so often.
Much to the surprise of the delegation the tunnels were far from empty as row upon row of injured Tugunda soldiers lined either side of the tunnel. Soldiers rushing passed in the opposite direction left the delegates single file and bumping into the injured soldiers much to their displeasure.
After some time the group was led into a small room lit with a flickering overhead light. A wide metal table sat under the light with simple metal chairs surrounding it while military maps and charts decorated the walls.
The officer sat at one side of the table while the two accompanying soldiers left the room to stand guard outside. He motioned the delegates to the chairs opposite him which they reluctantly took.
“My name is Kucvulan, war strider and second in command to princeMarsov.” He removed his cap to reveal several bandages and dressings covering the back of his head which he bristled at.
“I am Jaldel, head diplomat of this delegation.” Her emphasis at this was clear to establish her superiority fr the negotiations. “We are here to negotiate a ceasefire between both parties of this conflict.”
At the mention of the ceasefire Kucvulan appeared irked.“Did you not see the dozens of wounded outside? All a result of our enemies brutality; and you would us break bread with them?”
The Flinchestet delegate coughed.“Forgive me, but we are here to negotiate with prince Marsov. Your feelings are irrelevant to these discussions.”
“Prince Marsov is currently organizing the war from the front lines and is indisposed of. In his place he has appointed me as his representative.”
Nearly all of the delegates looked surprised at this save for Morgan who quietly sat at the corner of the table next to Tilith. As the negotiations continued he said very little in fact save for the casual remark but otherwise was quiet and calmly stroked his mustache.
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Several hours had passed before the negotiation broke for the day and the delegates returned to their ship with the ride back into space certainly had a more somber mood as the everyone slowly absorbed what they had seen. It was some time before Jaldel spoke and broke the silence.
“It is clear the Tugundan’s are not at fault for this conflict.”
Both the Flinchestet and Brumark delegates nodded in agreement.
“The horrors they have endured no doubt leaving their resolve to finish this conflict iron.”
A soft chuckling drew the gathered groups attention to the back of the shuttle to see Morgan lighting another herbal wrapping.
“What do you find so amusing?” Jaldel said, a tone of anger slowly rising in her voice.
Morgan took a deep inhale and blew out a small cloud of smoke and looked back at the delegates.“You’ve all been played for fools like a fish biting down on a hook.”
The trio looked confused at this remark as Morgan stood and went to the refreshment cabinet and began pouring two glasses of the finest Gloven wine before returning to his seat and handing one to Tilith.
“The whole point of our negotiations was to bring about an end to this conflict for both sides.” Morgan began before he took a sip of his drink.“But would it not be better for theTugundan’s to have the frame of war cast so that it makes them out to be the victims and thus garner more support from us?” Morgan noticed the trios confused faces for the first time.“Are you telling me none of you saw the signs?”
Jaldel bristled at that remark, taking it as an insult to her intellect.“I believe it is you with the faulty perspective. I was paying attention to every detail from the moment we stepped off the shuttle.”
Morgan nodded.“Then let us begin the breakdown of events from there shall we?”
He sat down again and took a fresh inhale before continuing.“Does it not strike you as somewhat odd timing that the exact moment we set foot on this world was to coincide with an artillery attack?”
“Hardly.” Jaldel counter.“They have been fighting for months on end.”
“A fair point I grant you, but the other side must have known we were arriving as we are scheduled to meet with them as well in the coming days. Why would they jeopardize their negotiating position by launching an attack that may have very well killed us all?”
Before Jaldel could counter again Morgan continued.“And then there is the manner of the attack itself. Kucvulan said it was a chemical attack, correct?”
“Indeed.” the Brumark spoke.
“Then where was any of the hazmat protection gear for the soldiers?”
The trio were silent and so Morgan pressed on.“If these chemical attacks that have badly disfigured their forces have truly been going on for months then every soldier we passed should have had some sort of protective gear they would have been scrambling for at the mere warning of a chemical strike.”
“We were underground in a secure facility.” the Flinchestet added,“There would have been no need to have such protection.”
“By that logic then why do ships have escape pods if they were built to not to be destroyed?”It was here that Tilith spoke for the first time, her voice soft but with a tone that seemed to extend each syllable longer than it needed to be.
The Flinchestet looked as if they were going to say something but stopped themselves as if realizing Tilith’s point, but Jaldel was still not convinced.
“Kucvulan himself did not carry one and that confidence must have inspired his troops take comfort that if there commander did not need protection then they must be safe.”
Morgan stubbed the butt of his herbal wrap into the arm of his chair and then tossed it aside into a waste container.“Since you brought him up I think we should discuss the war strider himself next.”
Jaldel scoff and reclined in her seat.“What is there to discuss? He seems the perfect model of a Tugundan officer.”
“A bit too perfect for my liking?” Morgan said downing the remains of his drink in a single go.
“Is that a hint of jealousy I hear in your voice?” Jaldel prodded.“Is this all some big show to hide your displeasure at being shown up?”
Morgan laughed loudly and swatted his chair arm at Jaldel’s words. It took him some time to recompose himself and wipe the tears from his eyes before staring down Jaldel.
“Why would I be jealous of a man so eager to get his head blown off by the first enemy sniper?”
The trio once again looked confused and now it was Morgan’s turn to lean back into his chair.
“No sane officer would wear such a brightly colored uniform covered in medals and commendations on front lines. You might as well tie a little sign around your neck saying“Shoot me, I’m important.” Tilith chuckled and the Brumark coughed loudly when Jaldel glared at him.
“When we passed the soldiers I touched several of them. Though it was brief their minds were full of anguish and pain from the previous days.”
The Flinchestet’s mind entering ability through physical contact appeared to back Jaldel’s perspective. She nodded to the Flinchestet and smirked at Morgan.“You can not hide the secrets of your mind from a Flinchestet.”
“Unless you’ve seen a few slasher flicks so I’m told.” Morgan remarked under his breath.“I will grant you I can not deny our colleagues ability, but the evidence does appear to tell a different story.”
“Any other points that concerned you?” Tilith said, sipping once more from her glass.
“The last item that struck me as odd was the absence of the prince for our talks.”
“You heard Kucvulan; the prince was on the front lines directing the war.” Jaldel’s rebuke was swift as it was to the point.
This time it was Tilith to voice her concerns.“This did strike me as odd. What knowledge we Hive have of the prince.”
“Why do you say this?” the Brumark spoke, his attitude suddenly now more interested in the discussion.
“I entered the Hive subspace and connected with the Hive directly and learned all information we had regarding the prince.” Tilith began, he talons slowly clacking against the decking.“We know that the prince is brash, direct, unimaginative, and hopelesslynarcissistic. He is of the kind that would not have missed a chance to show himself off to members of other species.”
“I agree.” Morgan said, much to the surprise of Jaldel.“But all of this leads to a far more dangerous question than the ones we have been contemplating on.”
“And what would that be?”
“If the Tugundan’s are not capable of such deception, than there is some unseen force here guiding them in the ways of subtly and misdirection.”Morgan cupped his hands and rested his chin on them as he stared out the window.“And if there is such a force aiding them in this war, we must wonder if they are far more dangerous than the Tugundan war machine.”
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Kucvulan watched the shuttle retreat back above the clouds before returning to the command bunker. He waited until the doors slammed shut behind him before removing a compact communication device and activating it.
“Everything was done per your request. The delegation is none the wiser.”
A small image began flickering into place and a man cloaked midnight black coat appeared before Kucvulan.
“Did it?” the shadowy man remarked.
Kucvulan was confused for a moment.“Yes, we did exactly as you said and performed the roles assigned to us.”
The man in the image looked frustrated and shook his head.“You did not. You improvised and put the entire plan in jeopardy!”
“I-” Kucvulan began before the man continued in a far angrier tone.
“You were to wait until the first shells hit the ground before ushering the delegation inside but instead did so before the fact! Do you think they are stupid?!”
Kucvulan remained silent as the man continued to vent his anger.
“You were aware of how events would play out but instead of keeping that knowledge to yourself you blatantly shared crucial information to them without even being asked for it! It is not a misdirection if you loudly announce“Look here, don’t look over there!” you half wit imbecile!”
Had it been anyone else speaking to Kucvulan he would have removed their arms from their body and beat them to death with it for such insults. Yet this man had earned the respect of the royal family and his words were theirs. He could not disobey.
“Forgive me, Yuri. I am not accustomed to such acts of… deceit.”
Yuri pinched his brow and took a long slow breath as if he was explaining his anger to a child. After some time he opened his eyes once more and glared at Kucvulan.
“Do not endanger this war when we are so close to winning it. We do not need the Cosmic Federation’s intervention just as we have regained the initiative.”
Kucvulan nodded.“What are your orders now?”
“I am sending you further instructions for you and your men for events in the coming weeks while negotiations continue. Follow them to the letter. No deviations, no improvisations, no off the top remarks. Just. Follow. The. Instructions.”
With that the communication was disconnected and Kucvulan was left a mix of duty and rage.
Leave it to humans to make things complicated, he thought as he went to get the new orders.
Humans are weird: PTSD
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Bok examined the utensils before him carefully before reaching down and delicately picking up one between two of his talons. Unlike humans his people lacked the dexterity they had when using tiny tools so holding on to the metal strand was understandably difficult.
“This is a fork, yes?”
His friends opposite him at the table nodded as they continued scrolling through their phones waiting for their meal to arrive. The day was sunny and the air carried with it the warm breeze of what the humans called “spring” and they had insisted they all go out for lunch at a nearby café opposite a park.
The weather was a sharp contrast to the freezing temperatures of his own homeworld were warmth was a luxury so even though he was happy to join them he still felt like this much warmth was unnatural and that any moment the cold winds would return.
“What do you use it for?” Bok asked, still taking note of the strange fork like design.
Mark opposite him picked it up and stabbed the fork into a free bread roll sitting in the middle of the table and brought it up to his mouth. He proceeded to take an overly dramatic bite out of it while grunting loudly.
“Like this.” Mark said through still chewing teeth while Bok’s other friend Kevin between the two of them looked embarrassed.
“This is why we can’t take you out in public.” Kevin said putting down his phone and taking a bread roll for himself, cutting it open and spreading butter over it.
“Things would be far less dramatic without my radiant personality.” He replied, grinning like a fool at him as he swallowed the rest of the savaged bread roll. It was then that the waiter decided to come over to the table again and ask what everyone would be having. Mark picked up his menu and pointed to it.
“I’ll have a-” Mark began before he was cut off by a loud rattling sound from the park nearby. Bok turned toward it and saw several young humans tossing a animal skin sphere into a metal loop and cheering loudly as it went in. Several of the humans came over and began praising the one who had made the shot before they continued playing their earth game.
When he turned back to the table Bok noticed something odd came happened to Mark. His mouth was hanging open as if stuck mid sentence while his eyes were transfixed on the park behind them. His jaw moved as if to say something but no words would come.
The waiter who had been writing down his order before looked at him oddly. Before they could ask anything else Kevin cut in. “We’re still deciding.” The waiter looked at Mark again before nodding and leaving the table.
As soon as the waiter left Kevin turned to Mark and began speaking to him softly. “Mark, can you hear me?” Mark mumbled something and began breathing faster. Bok sniffed something odd and looked to see Mark’s hand tightly gripping the fork, his finger nails digging so deep into his palm that they’d drawn blood.
“Is everything alright?” Bok asked. Mark didn’t respond; he didn’t even appear to register anything going on around them now.
“Mark, listen to my voice.” Kevin’s voice was soft and reassuring as he continued talking to Mark. “You’re home, you’re safe, you’re among friends.”
He repeated those words several times and Mark appeared to calm down somewhat, but his eyes remained focused on the park. Kevin turned to Bok and said “Ask him about his day.”
“What?”
“Ask him about his day.” Kevin said again more insistent this time.
Bok was confused to what was going on but then again there was much of human culture he did not understand.
“How was your day Mark?”
“My….day…” Mark word’s were near silent as if being spoken from far away.
Kevin nodded and motioned for Bok to continue. “Yes, I heard you finished a new game on your computer before you came here.”
Mark blinked and his eyes slowly began to focus again. “I…did. I …beat a new game.”
“That’s great,” Kevin joined in, “what was it called again?”
“Monster tycoon.” Mark’s words were becoming more assured and Bok saw the grip on the fork lessening.
His eyes blinked several times and he shook his head. Looking down at his hand for the first time he saw the blood and dropped the fork, the metal clanging to the table. Mark looked up at both of us, a mixture of fear and embarrassment on his face.
“I’m……I…” he began but Kevin waved it away.
“There’s nothing to say man.” Kevin slowly put a reassuring hand on him and though he jolted at first it seemed to comfort him. “Do you need anything?”
“I think I should go home.” His words were a bit sheepish as he eyed his bloody hand and then stuffed it in his pocket.
“We’ll take you home.”
Kevin put some money on the table and then helped Mark out of his chair while Bok looked on still confused.
“But we haven’t even orde-” Bok began before Kevin shot him a glare he knew was a human way of saying to remain quiet. He sighed and stood up with them and the trio called a cab to take Mark home.
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Some time later Kevin came back out of Mark’s apartment and met Bok waiting on the street.
“He should be okay now,” he said while pulling out a cigarette and lighting it, “I turned on the tv to a comedy and put his game on the pc for him so he has something to distract him.”
“Why does he need distracting?” Bok asked.
Kevin took a deep inhale and blew out a cloud of thick grey smoke.
“You know Mark was in the core, right?”
Bok nodded and so Kevin continued. “You didn’t hear this from me, but during his third year in his tour he got sent out on a patrol to a school; sorta like a relief mission to drop off supplies and build trust and all that.”
“While he was there a group of the kids were playing outside and wanted him to join in; the area was marked as a green zone so he went over and played some basket ball with them.
"After the supplies were all offloaded they were attacked.” He took another drag and then threw the butt down to the ground and stepped on it. “An insurgent fired a rocket at their vehicle from a nearby building and it ricocheted off before impacting just a few feet from Mark knocking him out.”
“He woke up after the battle with a few scrapes and bruises, but everyone one of those kids he had played with were dead.”
Bok looked shocked. He couldn’t imagine what a horrible moment must have been like. Kevin took a look back up at Mark’s room. “His vest stopped the shrapnel from killing him, but those kids got torn to pieces.”
“Now every time he hears anything related to basket ball, like a ball dribbling or the whoosh of a net, he locks up and has flash backs to that day.”
“But that was years ago,” Bok stated, “why has he not recovered from it?”
Kevin shook his head. “Something like that changes you Bok; at least for us humans.” he pulled out another cigarette and eyed it for a moment before throwing it away without even lighting it. “A piece of you gets broken and yeah you can try to patch yourself together again and go on with your life, but those patches are paper thin and you can fall apart with just a breeze of wind.”
Bok scoffed. “Here I thought Mark was made of sterner stuff.”
Kevin rounded on him with a stare so cold and full of hatred he couldn’t believe humans were capable of such anger.
“Because you don’t know humans I’m going to pretend you didn’t just say that.” Kevin said icily. “Mark is one of the toughest people I know because most other people that go through that can’t handle the pain and put a bullet through their skull.”
He pushed passed Bok and didn’t even bother looking at him.
“That man decided to keep living with that pain. Don’t you ever call him f*cking weak again.”
Humans are weird: Speech Writers
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The politics of the universe hold just as much sway as the governing laws of nature themselves in the distant future. With the passage of a few laws empires rise and crumble in the ever changing cosmos like the changing of the tides with the Draconian Empire as a prime example.
Spanning 17 star clusters and ruling over nearly 83 different worlds they were considered the prime super power of the galaxy at the time. Their fleets numbered in the thousands and their armies the millions of professional soldiers ever ready to take up the banner of conquest.
Most neighboring civilizations had either been wiped out from fruitless attempts at military defiance against Draconian expansion or had negotiated unfavorable deals to secure their independence with the empire.
Such was the scale of the military that equally as large was the governing body that oversaw the day to day functions. Legions of clerks and data archivists researched and gathered data for additional armies of legislators, governors, senators, and high council members and even the royal family themselves as a sea of information and statistics flowed daily over the span of light years.
To be a member of such a labyrinth of government was to be a one of many; a cog in a machine whose purpose is so far reaching that one risks being buried into the depths of obscurity.
And such we find regional overseer V'tet Darorn of Sector 12.
Unlike many of the Draconian species, he was not considered normal by many measures. While other of his species were thick with muscle and scales of such redness they made blood look pale, his frame was slender and his scales appearing as a rust red. Where other’s wings on their back were full and strong, easily able to carry them high into the sky, his wings had developed a genetic deformity that made them extremely painful to fully open and thus remained closed.
V'tet had obtained a seat on the overseer council for sector 12 of the empire more through family connections and contributions to the empire then by initial skill. That was to say he was not dedicated and hard working, but in the grand mechanisms of the governing powers of the Draconian Empire new comers rarely gained more higher postings. This frustrated V'tet as he had developed new ideas that would push the power of the Draconian Empire to even greater heights, and yet was never able to sway his fellow council members to vote with him leaving him in a state of limbo.
That was until fate saw fit to intervene and introduce V'tet to one of the strangest people he had ever known.
Her name, was Rayah Amari.
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The council chamber was a vaulted circular room of black stone and a vaulted ceiling made entirely of stained glass. Each piece of glass was from a different world under the domain of the Draconian Empire with the piece in the middle being made from the very planet beneath their feet.
At the center of the room was a descending pyramid built into the floor with levels of chairs and desks for each of the some several hundred council members to sit. At the very bottom stood a pillar known as the “Speaking Stone” which any council member must mount to earn the right to address the council. Not only was it symbolic, it also weeded out the weak as whomever mounted the stone would be gazing upwards at all of his fellow members and feel the weight of their gazes baring down on their every word.
Though any council member could mount the stone to speak, not many could handle such a matter save for several of the most senior members whose years of experience had numbed them. Indeed, some of the newer council members would go so far as to attempt to bribe senior members to mount the stone for them to push forward their motions with promises of wealth and political support.
It had been rare for a new council member to last long atop the stone and so it was quite the surprise when young V'tet began his descent from the stony steps towards the speaking stone.
As he passed by others he would nod a greeting or shake a hand but his descent was never stopped until he reach the bottom level.
Obrik and Htvala stood before him and blocked his path to the stone. Together they were the most senior members of the council and their respect was such that they had warranted seats beside the speaking stone itself.
“Come to propose your new plans once more?” Obrik’s voice was a low grumble, like that of thunder rolling over the distant hills.
“You should let us speak in your stead.” Htvala’s voice was of a higher pitch which made him sound far younger than he actually was.
V'tet smiled. “Thank you, but I shall be fine.”
He moved to get around them but Obrik stood in his way once more.
“Think carefully young runt.” His tone dripping with smug superiority. “You wouldn’t want to make your proposal and choke at the last moment.”
Htvala snickered. “You never were one for words; it’s not too late to make us an offering.”
“You are both most generous, but I shall be fine.” V'tet side stepped once more and approached the speaking stone.
“I’ve recently hired someone to take care of my short comings.” he said as he slowly clambered up the stone. As he climbed the stone the murmur of conversation surrounding him slowly died away until finally he stood atop the stone and saw every council members eyes fixed on him.
He stared up at as many councilors he could as he slowly turned on the spot taking the grandeur in before stopping to read some of his notes on a scribbled piece of paper, to which Htvala and Obrik chuckled.
As if ready, V'tet set his notes and papers down and clasped his hands behind his back.
“When I was a child,” V'tet began, “ I considered taking my own life.”
Whatever the councilors had been expecting this was certainly not it and a rush of gasps filled the chamber.
“Doctors had told my parents that my disease would only grow worse with age and eventually I would never be able to spread my wings again.”
He began slowly pacing atop the stone while the eyes of every councilor were glued to him.
“Can you imagine it?” He asked, stopping in place and spreading his hands out to his colleagues. “To be blessed with the gift of flight only for it to be taken from you; to never feel the rush of air beneath you nor the softness of clouds against your scales ever again?”
Several of the councilors reached for their own wings while some flexed them instinctively.
“So when I learned that one day this would be taken from me I went to the tallest cliff I could find and planned to leap from it.” V'tet stood at the edge of the speaking stone as if reenacting it, the tips of his feet hanging off the edge. “I planned to feel the rush of wind one last time before I faded away to join the eternal glide of our ancestors.”
“I leaned forward over the edge,” he spoke as he too began leaning over, “ and just as I was about to plunge into the void once again my father came from behind and pulled me back.” He spun in place and took several steps back to the center of the stone.
“He looked at me and said "What madness has taken hold of you?” to which I replied that I knew what would become of me, that I knew what the disease would take from me.“
He stopped and put his hand to his head and pinched his brow and he appeared as if holding back emotions. After several seconds passed in silence V'tet spoke again.
"My father knelt beside me and put his hand on my shoulder and said "My son, just as the clouds are ever changing so too must we; for to remain stagnant as a mountain is not our way.”
“He took hold of me in his arms and to my surprise leapt with me over the edge I had nearly fell from mere moments before.” V'tet was circling the stone now, his arms wide in motion as if gliding through the air as he captivated the council. Obrik and Htvala looked on and scoffed at the seemingly childish antics unbecoming of a councilor.
“As he carried me in his arms as we flew home he spoke to me words I have carved into my heart. He said "Every problem we face will always have a solution, even if it was one we had never considered.”“
V'tet stopped and spread his arms once more to the chamber.
"I tell you this story as now our great sector faces problems that even now seem impossible.” V'tet’s gaze wandered over the councilors as he spoke. “Our citizens earn less and less with each passing cycle while prices soar ever higher making their goals ever farther from their reach; but do not despair!”
V'tet’s voice rose and he smashed his clenched fist into his chest. “For as my father taught me and as each of you know in your hearts there is no problem that we Draconian can not over come!”
A chorus of approval cam from a few of the councilors and some even clapped.
“When the Yupori war machine invaded did we cower behind our walls?”
“No.” was cried out by several councilors who had served during the Yupori Crisis Wars.
“When our very sun spat ever growing deadly belts of radiation, did we flee from this sector with our tail between our legs?”
“No!” came a chorus of councilors who served the trade commission that had made countless negotiations with numerous other political bodies to import a rare element so powerful it stabilized their sun in a matter of weeks, saving billions from lethal radiation.
“And when our very own surrounding sectors sought to steal our glory and present them to the emperor himself, did we allow such a travesty of justice to unfold?”
“NO!” was the reply of some hundred councilors who served as the old guard who had stopped a plot from sectors 11 and 13 to mislead quota reports to make them appear more beneficial to the empire when in reality sector 12 had out performed both sectors combined.
“NO!” V'tet shouted. “When impossible tasks have been set before us we Draconian haven risen to meet each and every one of them; and we have emerged victorious in each and every one!”
The councilors were now cheering as they became swept up in their achievements, V'tet’s words filling them and swelling them to the brim with pride.
V'tet was in full motion now, as if he was a hurricane made manifest that sought to sweep every councilor present up in his gale. “This challenge of wealth is not some monumental undertaking, nor is it some impossible task, not even is it something we should hide and fear from the very discussion of!” V'tet was staring directly at Obrik when he said this as Obrik had been the one in the passed who had pushed for delaying talks of economic reform in favor of the current system.
“No my fellow councilors, my conquers of the impossible, my defiers of the very fates themselves!” V'tet turned back and faced the massed audience. “This is but another marker for the very foundation of our greatness!”
The cheers were much louder now and several dozen councilors now were standing and clapping their hands while Obrik and Htvala’s eyes narrowed at V'tet.
“For as my father told me I now tell you all!”
V'tet stopped his speech and appeared to be in pain. The cheers and applause died down as the councilors wondered if something was wrong when they noticed V'tet’s wings twitching.
Slowly and with painful bellows V'tet cried out as his wings shakingly stretched out. The creaking and breaking of muscles and bones reverberating up through the chamber until even the lowest members could hear the pain.
Finally, through gasping breaths shaking hands, V'tet stood proudly at the center of the speaking stone with his wings fully outstretched.
“Nothing is impossible for the Draconian!” V'tet roared and the chamber erupted in jubilation as nearly every councilor stood to their feet and cheered the young councilor.
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“I heard you put on quite the performance.”
V'tet looked up from his files and smiled.
“Given by these messages of support I would say so.”
V'tet had returned to his office some hours later after the council finished for the day. After his speech the days discussions had been shifted to tackling the economic problems facing the sector with almost laughable ease.
His companion had been waiting for him in his office and it was her he now enjoyed the quite evening with. She sat comfortably across from his desk swirling a caramel liquid in a crystal goblet.
“I could almost hear the applause from here.” Rayah Amari said as she smirked and took a sip of her drink.
V'tet set down his data pad and stood up from his own chair to face the window behind him. The view overlooking much of the city from the council chambers to the slums of the grit district.
“I still find it hard to believe that your speech worked.”
“Don’t sell yourself short.” Rayah quipped, finishing her drink before pouring another. “You did well reading it and going through the motions.”
V'tet shook his head and looked at her. “I have given speeches before, yet none of them have ever been as impactful until I hired you to write them.”
“I am but a humble word smith.” She raised a glass to him and relaxed back into her chair.
“Now who is selling themselves short?” V'tet said as he sat back down and poured himself a glass.
“I’ve read your previous speeches; they were decent enough but they failed to sell capture you audience.”
“How do you mean?” V'tet looked puzzled at her remark. “ I laid out the facts clearly for all to understand.”
“But it lacked spectacle and flare.”
V'tet must have still appeared confused because Rayah leaned forward and pointed her glass to him.
“Arguments made with reason are good, but there is a time and place for them.” she said. “You were making your case before you even got in the door, and no one wants to listen to the ravings of a man on the street.”
“Then how did your building get me inside?” V'tet asked.
“By blinding them with emotion.”
“Emotion?”
Rayah grinned. “When people feel emotions while listening to something they immediately become more invested in it, regardless of what it is.” She put down her glass and cracked the sore muscles in her neck.
“My speech opened with something known to every Draconian, your wings.” She motioned to his which had folded back tightly behind his back. “Every Draconian has them and uses them and deep down fear what would happen if they couldn’t use them.”
V'tet nodded at this, as not a day had gone by that he did not think of his wings.
“You lure them in with a tale of sadness, but you end it with a high not; a moment of inspiration that things will be better.”
“Is this important?” V'tet asked, to which Rayah nodded. “Despite what some people think the majority of the population likes a happy ending.”
“Next we stoked the pride of the people you would most need the support of.” She held up a single finger.
“Mentioning military pride ensures you will have support from a few of their members as they enjoy being seen as proud defenders of their people, regardless of the problem they face.”
She held up a second finger. “The merchants and money lenders who are often overlooked now have been moved front and center as their support will be helping the people, which will in turn boost their image and importance thus giving them a stake in your venture.”
She held up a third hand. “The old guard who would most likely be opposed to change. By mentioning the previous clashes with neighboring sectors we’ve shifted their focus to what is best for the empire; something they are more likely to support given their national pride.”
V'tet nodded as he followed along. “So by making each of these parties feel something, and giving them a reason they could benefit from it; the speech ensnared them?”
“I wouldn’t say that,” Rayah said as she finished her drink and set the glass down, “but it got them interested enough that their own imaginations will begin painting pretty pictures of what could be if this succeeded and they were the ones who most contributed.”
Hearing this strategy V'tet was not ashamed to say he was impressed beyond measure that a single speech could have such depth of underlining themes and sentiments.
“Hiring you was one of my best decisions yet it seems.” he spoke as he smiled to her.
Rayah shrugged. “I’ve had of practice with using emotions back home. You’d be surprised how often I could get people to vote against their own interests.”
“Then I look forward to a long and mutually profitable cooperation.” V'tet said as he raised his glass to her.
“As do I councilor.” Rayah said with a devilish smile crossing her face. “As do I.”
Humans are weird: Battle of Brackhill Keep Part 1: The approaching storm
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The Guvian war machine had conquered the Kelro Cluster inroughly a month and with it had sent shockwaves through all of human controlledspace.
Bearing the strength of a tsunami on a clear summer’s dayGuvian needle ships penetrated the Gaspar, Eden V, and Hegemony systems withouta single alarm being raised before the first troop transports landed on thevarious planets and engaged in ground warfare with local defense forces. Nodeclaration was made, no cries of protest for some actions the humans hadcommitted against the Guvian people, not even a boastful gloat from one oftheir military commanders. The only sound humans heard was the sound of gunfireand the endless screams to follow.
With the entire cluster firmly under their control theGuvian military sped with all haste to the last remaining bastion of humancontrolled space in the Kelro Cluster with the intent to continue theircampaign into human territory on to the very doorstep of humanity’shomeworld. Only a single obstacleremained that stood between the Guvian war fleets and the rest of humancolonized space.
The O’Brain class space fortress better known as “Brackhill Keep”.
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From the moment the first distress calls had come in, AmaliaKeller knew this day would come. She stood just above five and a half feet talland though her slim figure gave the appearance of frailty she was in fact tonedto near peek physical perfection that only a human working out in the increasedgravity fields of the fortresses workout chambers could provide. Her hair wasof a blonde so rich one could mistake it for being pure gold and her eyes werea dark silver that in the light appeared to dazzle like a starry nights sky.
Inside her command center aboard the space fortress Brackhill Keep v she had watched thesurrounding systems of the Kelro Cluster fall one by one. Green trading routesmarked for safety shifting to a crimson red of blood slowly drawing closer toher day by day.
Even without the fortresses analysts to tell her she knewthat the Guvian’s would eventually need to strike the fortress; for it was herethat the only stable jump point could be made to reach the rest of humanity.Sure, if the Guvians were crazy enough they could technically make a jump fromanywhere inside the Kelro Cluster, but with the gravitational pull from notonly the surrounding planets but the star itself they risk their jump beingaltered and sending them lightyears offcourse. That was not even taking into account the gravity storms and solarradiation waves that filled the void of space between clusters that if notsafely plotted through could shatter a battleship class vessel like it was madeof cardboard.
So when the initial settlers of humanity that stumbled uponthe Kelro Cluster had built the foundations of the fortress to maintain a safeline of communication to human territory; an eternal guardian to watch over therealms of men.
Over the generations Brackhill Keep had been expanded uponand built outward like a spider weaving a web of ever increasing size. Indeedthe fortress itself appeared as a spider web with eight large outreaching armsspreading in all directions housing numerous docking bays, ship umbilicalcords, and weapons ports along the entire length of each arm; ready to swataside any fool hardy enough to push passed.
Amalia had sent numerous calls for aid back to Sol forreinforcements and though she had received word that fresh armadas were ontheir way they would not reach her fortress in time.
She was coordinating her commanders when a suddendisturbance drew here attention away from the most recent tactical positions ofthe enemy fleet.
With a loud groaning the massive door to the command centerslowly rolled open and a flustered arms man stepped inside.
“Pardon the intrusion ma’am,” the arms man said followed bya crisp salute to which Amalia returned in kind, “but some of our guests wishto speak with you.”
“They are not guests, arms man.” Amalia said, her stern tonewell known to her crew as the first warning to tread carefully. “Guests wouldimply they were invited into our home.” She picked up her mug of tea and took asoft sip from it, the warm liquid returning her to full alertness as it movedthrough her. “Call them what they are.”
“Which is?” the arms man replied, stifling a cough as hespoke.
“Parasites.” Her response drew a few chuckles from thesurrounding crew but a casual glance from their officers made them return towhatever mundane tasks they had been performing before.
As the Guvian forceshad swept across the cluster those with jump ships had quickly fled the clusterwith as many valuables as possible while merchant fleets emptied their storehouses or charged hefty travel fees to those that wished safe passage. Theships remaining in system were only capable of system to system travel and hadfled in the face of the Guvian war machine; and right into the dock arms ofBrackhill Keep.
Two of the eight arms of the fortress had been convertedinto refugee holds which now held some 50-100,000 souls. While the fortress wasmore than capable of holding such an influx of people it had forced the defenseunits of those arms to either condense or relocate to the remaining arms.Friction had been growing between the military crew and the refugees for sometime now with the fighter wing pilots in particular raising several petitionsto allow them to reclaim their launching bays.
On one hand Amalia was sympathetic to their plight at beingforced from their homes, but on the other she felt anger that by being forcedto relocate her fortresses defenses there now was a section of the fortressleft vulnerable to attack.
“One of the, uh, parasites” the arms man continuedawkwardly, “demands to speak with you and will not take no for an answer.”
“Oh do they?” The crew began looking again looked morenervous as Amalia’s sarcastic tone was the second strike many of them feared.“And you allow this civilian to make demands of your commander, do you?”
All eyes turned to the arms man who now shuffled nervouslyin place as he met the full gaze of his commander. He flashed a soft smile andsurprisingly shrugged his shoulders under her gaze. “If you had given mepermission to my own devices ma’am I would not be speaking with you; I would beinstead calling the janitorial services to clean up the mess and the infirmaryto come collect a wounded civilian rather than wasting your time.”
The silence of the room was so consuming that one couldalmost hear the thumbing of the building sized generator that powered thefortress some thirty decks below them. Thankfully it did not last long asAmalia laughed and the crew took a collective sigh of relief.
“Your initiative does you credit.” She said as her previousbad mood faded some. “What is your name?”
The arms man stood at attention once more. “Arms man JerricFolber of the core protection unit ma’am.”
She waved him down to be at ease once more beforecontinuing. “You may let in the parasite now Mr. Folber.”
Jerric saluted once more and turned to leave but wasforestalled by Amalia. “But do stand at the ready outside after you have letthem in; I may be in need of your initiative.”
As the arms man leftit was only moments later that the sound of loud clanking could be heard towhich Amalia’s previous bad mood had returned.
The clanking drew nearer and became clear it was fromseveral pairs of overly opulent shoes from a gaggle of equally overdressed hangerson.
The man at the front of this gaggle was Boyar Freedman,founder and ceo of Freedman Enterprises which was one of the largestmanufacturers in the cluster; or it was until the Guvian ground forces poundedtheir headquarters to dust in the Gaspar system when their private securityforces attempted to defend the corporate headquarters. As reckless as it hadsounded for a corporation to stand up to a galactic military FreedmanEnterprises employed a large number of security forces to protect their variouslocations in the cluster and with most of them being former military Mr.Freedman essentially had a private army at his beck and call. The definingdifference had been that the security forces had grown lax policing civiliansfor so long and was not prepared to face the well prepared Guvian groundforces.
After losing his corporate headquarters Boyar had fled theplanet with the remainder of his security forces and had sulked all the way toAmalia’s fortress in hope of protection and an available seat on the nextoutbound jump ship. Amalia summarized that the corporate stooge was here totalk about the later as the wobbly Freedman came before her.
“Ms. Keller, I demand to know why the jump ship has notreturned yet.”
Boyar’s voice was rather high pitched for his appearancegiving it an almost comical tone. Were it under any other situation Amalia mayvery well have laughed directly into his face but for now she was debating ontaking up Mr. Folber’s offer to watch him beat this man to near death.
“Your delay in keeping me abreast of the flight schedule forjump ships is completely unacceptable!” Boyar puffed out his chest somewhat inwhat he no doubt thought would make him more intimidating when in actualitymade him look like a puffer fish. He was a rather short man, standing at justfour feet tall, but what he lacked in height he compensated for with width ashe was severely overweight and were it not for the exceptional skills of histailor he would have appeared as nothing more than humpty dumpty’s plumpercousin.
Seeing Amalia with her back to him still only seemed toenrage Boyar even more. “Look at me when I am talking to you!”
Amalia set down hermug and calmly tapped her right index finger against the tactical displaytable. The nearby crew became increasingly anxious as they knew that once shebegan tapping her finger it was a countdown to an outburst whoever it wasdirected at would not find pleasant.
“Mr. Freedman.” Amalia said, not even bothering to look atthe man. “I have indulged your presence in my fortress as a matter of honorfrom human to human in time of need; but should you ever attempt to address mein such a manner again…” she turned to face him and fixed Boyar with the a gazethat could have turned suns cold as ice “..I will drag you myself to thenearest airlock and launch you into the void myself.”
Boyar’s mouth openedand closed several times in silence like a slack eyed fish before clammingshut.
Not wasting a breath Amalia continued. “For matters ofsecurity the schedule of jump ships will be kept on a need to know basis and asof this moment you do not need to know.”
“But-“Boyar protested before being silenced by a raised handfrom Amalia.
“I will inform you when the next jump ship arrives when Ideem it necessary.” She casually waved her hand and nearby arms men beganapproaching and herding the gaggle out of the room.
Boyar gritted his teeth but said nothing as he stormed off.When he was gone one of her bridge officers came over to her.
“Are you sure it is wise to be in such an unforgiving naturewith them?” they queried cautiously.
She nodded as she tapped several keys on the table and thenext star chart appeared. “You need to keep them in line and remind them thatout there they may be big shots, but in here they are worth just as much as theperson next to you.”
She slapped them on the shoulder after that and pointed backto the table.
“Come, we have a battle toprepare for.”
Humans are Weird: War Crimes
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The doors to the court room slowly creaked open as all eyes turned towards the entry way.
An eerie silence fell across the packed room as one by one the voices of those present died down until the only sound that could be heard was the faint clacking of military shoes against the tile floor.
Judge Yeli Noug looked up from his desk as a trio of figures stepped into view from the doorway. He was an arbitrator among his own people yet he had little to no experience with the human laws he now resided over. His placement as judge for this case was merely because had a human been placed instead it would have been simply unacceptable given the sensitive nature of the case he now resided over. His people were known to have excellent memories however and he had spent the last month reading over the various legal laws of the various coalition species including similar cases in the past.
Two judicial guards strode behind a third figure between them. Their crisp deep blue uniforms were pressed to near perfection providing a sharp contrast to their gun metal grey pistols holstered at their sides. They looked the very definition of military prowess, just as was intended when they were selected to guard their prisoner.
As the third figure stepped into the room at the head of her two jailers a blizzard of flashes went off. Nearly every reporter’s camera from a dozen different species was abuzz with activity as the accused came into full view.
Admiral Amara stood before the blizzard of light undaunted, her eyes firmly fixed straight ahead at Martin. She was adorned in her bleach white military dress uniform with polished black shoe. In place of a standard admiral’s cap she wore a smoke grey hijab that covered her head but left her face revealed.
He had seen her pictures in the papers before from the war yet with her before him now Yeli couldn’t help feel underwhelmed.
This is Admiral Amara? He thought to himself as he banged the gavel down for order. This is the Reaper of Combra?
“Order in the courtroom!” Yeli announced as Admiral Amara made her way through the benches to take her seat when a sudden outburst from the back of the room drew everyone’s attention.
“DEATH TO THE BUTCHER!”
A Combran rose from the benches and lunged for her shoving several reporters out of the way. They made it within arm’s reach of the admiral when the nearest guard tackled the Combra to the ground. The two struggled for a moment thrashing but the Combra threw the guard off him and made to stand.
“DIE YOU BI-“ the Combran began before the second guard stepped in and calmly punched the alien in the face with a harsh right hook. The punch knocked the Combran out and they collapsed to the ground atop the first guard before another round of camera flashes was triggered.
“I will have order in my courtroom!”
The two guards quickly grabbed the unconscious Combran and dragged him out of the room. Yeli noted that Admiral Amara appeared unfazed by the attempt on her life and simply watched the would-be assassin until the doors to the room sealed once more. She turned from the door and resumed her walk to the front of the courtroom and calmly took her seat next to her attorney.
Opposite Admiral Amara and her attorney were the prosecutors for this trial, comprised of nearly half a dozen separate species each from a different member species of the former coalition. Yeli saw that not once had any of them looked at Amara as she had walked by and took her seat.
As the noise died down once again Yeli pulled the top paper on his desk and read it aloud for all those to hear.
“We are gathered here today to listen to the charges leveled against the human Admiral Amara, former leader of Coalition forces in the Combra War of Aggression, accusing her of…”
He reread the last sentence in his head a few times to make sure he read the strange sentence out loud correctly.
“…..war crimes.”
“Amara-“
“Admiral.” Admiral Amara corrected the prosecutor.
They look at her with disdain as she interrupted them while she was on the stand.
“Excuse me?”
“As I have not been removed from my rank as of yet, you shall address me as my title demands.”
Amara’s calm demeanor only seemed to aggravate the team of prosecutors. Rather than addressing Amara directly the alien prosecutor looked at Yeli.
“Your honor, I do not wish to play human semantic games during this trial.”
To his surprise Yeli shook his head. “The defendant is correct. You will address her by her title for the duration of this trial unless she is found guilty.”
The prosecutor looked shocked for a moment, debating if to further press the matter before relenting and moving on.
“Very well; Admiral Amara,” the prosecutor once more began, “would you care to explain, given your families involvement in the period preluding humanity joining the war, why you were given such a sensitive position?”
The admiral was not amused by his question and fixed him with a stony glare.
“You mean why was I given command when my daughter was murdered onboard the cruiser liner Combra forces mistook for a military transport and destroyed?”
Smugly nodding as if the Admiral had just made his for him he continued. “Yes. One would think that given such a traumatic experience on such a personal level that humans would have sought someone more detached from the war who could better view the bigger picture.”
“You’re standing here smirking like a virgin about to get his dick wet because I saw the “bigger picture”, and won the war for the coalition.” Admiral Amara said to the shocked gasps from around the room.
Yeli brought down his gavel and silenced the room again.
“The defendant will answer the question seriously or be held in contempt of court.”
Yeli now was one to fix a stony gaze at the admiral. “I will not have this court become a bickering match of young ones.”
She met his gaze before looking away and nodding.
“At the time I was the only admiral with active combat experience from previous engagements capable of handling large scale fleet maneuvers.”
“So the fact that you had lost a direct family member in the attack was not taken into consideration?”
Admiral Amara shook her head.
“Normally it would have, but humanity just had an unprovoked attack on civilians. They were out for blood and I assume used me as a propaganda tool to further increase recruitment.”
The prosecutor jumped on that last statement. “So you admit that your government chose you to lead because of what happened to your daughter and your quest to avenge her?”
“Objection!” the defense attorney said, “You are putting words in my client’s mouth.”
Before Yeli could respond Admiral Amara raised a hand.
“It’s alright, I’ll answer it.”
She looked at the prosecutor and Yeli could almost feel the resentment flowing out of her for being in the same room as the man.
“They didn’t just want a leader, they wanted a Hannibal.”
“A Hannibal?” the prosecutor asked.
Amara nodded. “Not just a leader of warriors, but someone who could drive fear into the hearts of their enemies with the mere mention of their name, someone whose mere presence was enough to make raw recruits fight like grizzled veterans of a thousand wars, someone who would never give an inch to the enemy for their hatred ran so deep that nothing less than total victory would ever suffice.”
The prosecutor nodded as if she had confirmed something he knew all along.
“And would your daughter have approved of your “Total Victory”?”
Amara bit her lip with such rage that a single droplet of blood ran down her cheek before she sensed it and eased up, quickly wiping it away with the back of her hand.
“I don’t know, but I would give anything if she would rise from the grave to stand before me now and tell me.”
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This time a different prosecutor stepped forward to question Amara; a slender Slimpton holding several data pads in her arms, constantly shifting and rearranging the order as she looked over them.
“Why did you order the Combran general Xiaon attacked after he boarded your ship under a flag of truce?”
Admiral Amara shook her head. “I gave no such order.”
“That is not what the records show.” The Slimpton said as they held up a datapad. “Your own ship logs make mention that a guard of yours attacked the General after he made a remark about your gender.”
Leaning forward, the Slimpton came uncomfortably close to Amara. “Did you just not care about diplomatic process or was your blood lust for Combran blood making you blind to basic eudicot?”
Amara was unamused by the alien’s attempts at being clever.
“The record you are so brazenly misreading states that my guard at the time attacked Xiaon of their own will, with no order from myself.”
It was Amara’s turn to lean forward and the Slimpton retreated a step from the stand. “It also mentions that I had the guard disciplined later on for acting without orders.”
The Slimpton withdrew another step before rallying.
“There was no verbal command given but you could have signaled the guard with another means of communication.”
“Such as?” Amara questioned.
Coughing dryly the Slimptom turned their back on the Admiral as if the question was ridiculous. “You humans have numerous means of communicating without using your own vocal cords to state instructions.”
Amara was having enough of this line of questioning when her attorney stepped in.
“Objection again your honor, the prosecutor is speculating without proof.” The defense attorney stepped around their desk and walked up to the Slimpton. “They are saying that just because my client did not give a verbal command to attack the Xiaon does not mean that she did not give the order.”
“Indeed, such as hand gestures or blinking rapidly.” The Slimpton countered.
“Why not growing hair then while we’re at it?” countered the defense attorney, “or maybe sweating through our pores was a sign to take him out at the knees.”
“Furthermore,” continued the defense attorney, “even when Xiaon directly threatened to murder everyone present with his bare hands my client did not order the guards to attack him.”
“And yet,” the Slimpton countered, “the human guards further attacked Xiaon and restrained him.”
Yeli held up his hands to stop the two from further squabbling.
“I see your point.” Yeli spoke to the defense attorney before turning to the Slimpton. “Do you have actual evidence to suggest that the defendant directly ordered Xiaon attacked?
“I…well, well I….” the Slimpton stammered as they shuffled quickly through their datapads before resigning themselves. “No; there is no direct order from Admiral Amara to subdue General Xiaon.”
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The trial went on and on as each of the prosecutors stepped forward to question Admiral Amara, each one highlighting a different aspect of the situation that had unfolded just prior to the attempted genocide of the Combran people; until only one prosecutor remained.
To the shock of many the final prosecutor was a Combran. Just as had it been with General Xiaon the Combran towered over Admiral Amara as he approached the bench; the guards on either side of the room cautiously lowering their hands close enough to be able to quickly reach their firearms should things grow out of hand.
“Admiral Amara,” the Combran began, “did General Xiaon offer peace terms when he came aboard your vessel?”
“He did.” Amara said.
“And what happened after he offered the peace proposal?”
“It was rejected and the orbital bombardments began shortly after.”
“Oh?” the Combran began pacing the room as he continued his questioning. “Why did the delegations present reject the peace proposal that would have ended the war?”
“They didn’t, I did.” Amara spoke.
The Combran stopped pacing as the entirety of those gathered deafened the room with their collective gasp. “Can you repeat that statement one more time?”
“The peace proposal was rejected by myself, the rest of the delegations had no say in the matter.”
Clasping their hands in front of them the Combran began walking towards Amara.
“So despite being part of a coalition you took it upon yourself to render judgement?”
“It was my right as Coalition commander to handle matters without needing to consult the entire coalition.”
“And what was your reasoning for rejecting the proposal that would have ended the war?”
Amara leaned back in her chair and looked at the Combran dead in the eye.
“It’s insincerity.”
“It’s insincerity?”
Amara nodded. “The proposal was not made in good faith.”
“And who are you to claim what is and isn’t made in good faith!?” The Combran dawned a mocking smile and raised their voice as he turned to the crowd. “Is it some divine human ability to know right from wrong that the rest of the universe lacks?”
The crowd had already been hostile on varying levels to Amara but now they openly showed disgust and contempt for her.
“No special ability I’m afraid,” Amara said to the back of the Combran, “but mere moments earlier General Xiaon had stated he could strangle the entire delegation and myself were he to get within arm’s reach of us.”
The Combran’s smile faded quickly as he spun around to face Amara, who now appeared to have adopted the smile that had just fled the Combran’s face.
“Threatening to murder someone and then offering peace is not a strong foundation for everlasting peace, wouldn’t you say?” she quipped.
In a flash the Combran darted across the floor and pulled the Admiral up out of the stand and held her aloft by her dress uniform. The pair of guards stepped forward ready to tackle him to the ground but the Combran swiftly kicked out his leg and sent one flying into judge Yeli and the other flying backwards into the crowd who now began screaming and fleeing towards the door.
“You can throw on all the semantics and double speak your wretched species is known for, but the fact of the matter is our people came to you with an offer of peace and you murdered billions.”
Amara felt the Combran’s fingers clench deep into her coat and begin to stab into her shoulder.
“Men, women, children, old, young, soldier, civilian; you murdered all of them without a single moment’s hesitation all because you wanted revenge for your daughter!”
Amara winced as she felt the clawed finger finally break skin and a small pool of blood began forming around the wound; her white dress uniform now showing small patches of red growing by the moment.
“Why do you not admit the truth; that you are a genocidal monster!?”
Before he could get a reply Amara firmly grasped the sides of the Combran’s head and with her full weight behind her head-butted the alien, breaking her nose in the process. The alien loosened his grip of the Admiral and Amara was able to slip free back to the ground.
She shakenly took a few steps backwards before righting herself and looking down the dazed Combran.
“Is it genocide to put to the sword an entire species of murderers?”
The crowd was continuing to pour out blocking the remaining guards from entering the room and during the commotion only the Combran heard the Admiral’s reply.
She looked him down and in her stare was nothing but disgust and anger.
“Your people claim to make peace and yet only when you are losing a war.” Amara’s words were thick with contempt and each word dripped from her mouth as if it was covered in oil. “Yet the moment you have regained your strength you go on the warpath again and the universe starts the whole process over again.”
“I cannot deny my people’s history,” the Combran shouted as he lunged for her again only for her to leap out of the way, “but you have denied my people the chance of ever bettering ourselves to something beyond war.”
“Oh boo hoo.” Amara said as she backed towards the stand. “I did the universe a favor by wiping your kind out.”
“You dare!?!?”
Mad with rage the Combran lunged again only for Amara to reach behind her and firmly grab hold of the chair she had been sitting in the entire trial. She swung it like a baseball bat and broke it across the alien’s face sending him sprawling to the courtroom floor.
As he laid down on the floor dazed Amara slowly walked over to him with the remains of the broken chair still firmly grasped in her hands.
“Your people had ten thousand years to learn how to live with your neighbors, but instead you just kept going to war with them over and over and over.”
She brought the broken chair down hard on the Combran’s back as he tried to raise himself forcing him back down again.
“How many millions did YOUR people murder while you tried to find your inner peace?”
Once more he tried to rise and once more she brought the chair down again on him shattering the frame.
“I slaughtered your people,” Amara spoke as she grabbed the chair leg and used it like a club to continue bludgeoning the Combran, “so that there won’t be another war, won’t be another mindless conquest for power and glory, and never again another dead Gabi!”
The Combran looked up through blood covered eyes, defiant to not show weakness to the face of the woman who ordered the slaughter of his people.
“You’re…still…a..monster.” They spoke, coughing up blood as they formed the words.
“I’m human,” Amara said, breathing heavily as she readied herself to land the finishing blow, “it comes with the nature.”
As she brought down what was to be the finishing blow the guards of the courtroom finally pushed their way through the fleeing crowds and made their way to the front of the room.
One of them swiftly pulled the broken chair leg from Amara’s hand while the others rushed and pinned the Combra to the ground.
“Court will now resume session.”
Yeli spoke clearly as the gavel came down and everyone present took their seat.
It had been several days since the incident involving the prosecutor and the court was just now resuming.
The courtroom was now empty save for the jury, the prosecutors, the defense team, and the additional twelve guards who were now stationed around Admiral Amara and the rest of the room.
Amara sat calmly in her seat with her right arm cradled in a sling. The attack had shattered one of her shoulders and upper arms from where the Combran had grabbed her and now she could barely use her right hand without it causing immense pain.
The Combran by contrast was recovering from inside a nearby prison as he now awaited trial for his aggravated assault and attempted murder among other charges.
“Jury, have you reached a verdict?”
The foreman for the jury stood up and read from a tiny piece of paper.
“We find the defendant, Admiral Amara, to be………..”
Humans are weird: False Flag
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The door to the prison cell burst open.
Blinding light from the hallway pierced into the dark interior like knives and carved forth the image of the darkened rooms sole occupant.
Huddled in a corner, covered in filth, the human prisoner awoken to the sudden commotion.
Before their eyes could adjust the prisoner felt strong hands grabbing him and hoisting him into the air. The feeling of weightlessness didn’t last long as they were then slammed back down into a metal chair at the center of the room.
Multiple straps were drawn across their body from feet to chest until the human could not even move a muscle.
Though still dazed from the rapidly unfolding situation, the human heard the sound of footsteps coming from down the hallway outside the cell.
Ryan Facoon opened his eyes to see his primary interrogator standing in the bright doorway.
Combra Task Maker Hol Gaul.
“If I had known you were coming,” Ryan said as his dizziness began to wear off, “I would have freshened up for you.”
Gaul stepped into the room and without a word struck Ryan across the face with the back of his hand.
“You lied to us!”
Gaul’s voice resounded through the room and his following strikes reverberated down the hallway.
Ryan coughed up a glob of blood and smirked.
“Gaul, baby, I can tell somethings on your mind but I’m not psychic; use your words.”
Gaul punched Ryan in the chest and Ryan vomited from the impact.
“The target you gave us was not a military convoy!”
Gaul’s fists were clenched so tightly small droplets of blood began falling where his nails cut through flesh.
“It was a civilian craft! Non-military!”
Gaul began pacing back and forth, his whole body showing signs of barely contained rage.
“I sent them the report I beat from you; everything matched from the ships appearance, to the cargo capacity, to even the names of the officers and yet when they scanned the area again after it had been destroyed there was no trace of any residual weapon signatures.”
He turned on Ryan whose head was still hanging limply towards the ground. “You told me that ship was carrying weapons being sold by humans to the Coalition!”
Gaul’s breath was not ragged and uncontrolled. This information he had obtained from the spy Ryan Facoon was meant to be his crowning achievement, something to ensure his promotion out of the interrogators chair and into high command. Yet now it appeared that because of this blunder it would instead be his guarantee to the grave.
“Hehehe….”
Gaul turned to see Ryan snickering to himself, his head slowly rising to show that even through the beating he was still smiling.
“You did….exactly….what I hoped you would do.”
Ryan continued chuckling to himself between violent coughs.
“You were just SOOO excited to get anything from me…..weeks after beatings and torture gave you nothing….that when you finally did get something…you went straight to your superiors hehehheh.”
Ryan’s grin grew and revealed blood running down his mouth over his teeth making him appear like a savage beast.
“You were so eager to rise above the sh*t end job you have that you didn’t even do the slightest bit of digging.” Ryan squirmed in his bindings to better see Gaul. “Sure, all the information on the surface matched up…Names of officers, flight plan, manifest, even the damn coloring of the ship was all the same……and yet….”
Ryan looked directly at Gaul now and though his eyes were still bloodied Gaul could see the smug look of satisfaction in them.
“What was meant to be a weapons transport…..was nothing more than a cruise liner…full of innocent, non-combative….human citizens…..”
Ryan’s chuckling burst into roaring mocking laughter. Despite his body being nearly entirely broken Ryan could not help but feel his body swell with joy was his plan, months in preparation, had finally come full circle.
Gaul struck Ryan once more in the stomach and though he coughed blood again he continued his maniacal laughter.
“What monster are you?” Gaul shouted, striking Ryan again with his fist. “What sort of madman turns on his own people!?”
It took a few seconds but Ryan’s laughter finally died down and he looked at Gaul again, his bloody grin still full as ever.
“You know my people are famed for going to war, yes?” Gaul looked at him inquisitively and Ryan continued.
“We love a good fight, but we always want it framed like we were the ones drawn into the conflict….always the ones who were attacked…”
“So what better way than to have a few thousand of our own defenseless citizens brutally murdered by the barbarians at the gate?”
There was a long silence that followed. Gaul took several steps back as if struck by the horrifying implications his prisoners statement had.
“My job was to get the combra government to draw humanity into their war and you helped me do it spectacularly!
"By now news of your attack is circulating around the entirety of human space.”
Ryan strained against his bonds but he leaned forward as far as he could and triumphantly glared at his torturer.
“Every news broadcast, every terminal page, every data burst sent between planets will be all about how the war like Combra attacked a human cruise liner and murdered everyone onboard!”
“By the end of the week hundreds of capital ships will be assembled and millions of soldiers ready to crush your pathetic empire into the ashes of the worlds you burned!”
Ryan’s gaze was not that of a madman, lost in the ecstasy of his achievement.
“Don’t you see?! You’ve just destroyed your own people!!!”
Roaring laughter once more filled the room as Ryan enjoyed his final victory.
He enjoyed it long enough to feel Gaul’s fist smash into his face with such force that in spun his head so rapidly he snapped his neck from the blow.
The laughter died away and was replaced with the deep gasps of air by Gaul.
He was mad Gaul thought, slowly trying to calm himself down as he left the room; blood droplets continuing to fall from his fists and leaving a gruesome trail behind him.
There was no way humanity could ever defeat the Combra empire…..
(To see what happens after this story please see Humans are weird: War is the Death of Honor
https://niqhtlord01.tumblr.com/post/185604083511/humans-are-weird-war-is-the-death-of-honor )
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